Saturday, 4 October 2014

A Crappy Me

Disclaimer: Don't blame me for when you have dizziness because of the length and content of this crap update!

So as I promised from the first post, I will mention something about my life and I.So I am CookShit_Monster, which you can call me Rein in short. I am basically... Only 13. And I love tech things (Somehow) and I LOVE to talk to myself, just kidding bout the talk to myself part!

I study in S.M. St. Patrick and is a very proud fan of K-pop, J-pop and also Western stuffs. I like to say 'Oh well~' whenever I get pissed off but i don't wanna show it. I hate the guys in my class. Of course I do, most girls do. Just like any typical girl, i wish to meet my prince charming and be really happy but reality is cruel and nobody likes me because I'm bitchy and acts like I'm so carefree all the time but oh well, who cares about this anyway? In Malaysia, we wear this cheap light blue pinafore to school whilst the Malays wear their Baju Kurungs and their tudungs.

Guys in my class are all short, except for two. But one of them has lotso pimples on his face I just wanna scratch'em! And the other one is well... the other one... Oh well. And there's a rule in my school that says "GUYS HAVE TO BE BALD" I don't even know why! That made ALL the guys in my school a monk X'D and the Malay girls all the same from behind!I really like to go to school! Although I don't like to see the Math teacher, I love to stay around my friends and chat and talk and troll and whatever. I like to play with my friends. But my method of playing is probably just random trolls. I like to make my friends around me laugh and whenever they get upset, I comfort them. At least I almost died trying to. When people laugh at my jokes, I feel really great. I just made someone laugh and it's none other than my friends.About my love life, I don't have a boyfriend or do I have a husband (I'm way too young to have one) and neither do I have a crush. Having a crush itself hurts like hell when your crush likes another girl. So I basically just throw my feelings back into the ocean from where it came from and get it back when I need it.

I love crapping around, if you see a short haired girl in a light blue pinafore, standing at 163 cm and crapping around with her necktie loosely hanging around, yep. That's me. But you should probably see me like that only in my school. Other than my school I ain't wearing no pinafores or neckties. I curse. A lot. I probably be like "what the f***, man?" All day long.

I'm a Chinese and I speak several languages. I speak Chinese, English, Malay because I live in Malaysia, Guang Dong (A foreign language from Hong Kong), Hakka (an incredibly bulky-sounded language), Hokkien (A very Penang language), a slight bit of Korean and Japanese (both still learning). And I hope I can interact with every one of you when I become a multi linguist.

My life is basically a roller coaster. It goes up and just flies down like a diver. I'm still having really long and silky hair for the time being and when I upload this post, today will actually be the last time I'll be having my long hair. As I mentioned earlier about the short hair, that will be me soon. I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NO LONGER BE A LONG HAIRED BIT*H. AND INSTEAD OF BEING A BIT*H, I WILL TURN OVER A NEW LEAF! For goodness sake what was I saying?

Oh well~ I have made up my mind. And if you're interested, add me on:

Facebook: Elaine Hiew II  Twitter: sung_hanna (Not so sure)And do follow me on Instagram: broom_elaine

For Pete's sake, whoever Pete is? I will be signing off for today. It has been Rein, you have a good day.

***Rein***







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